What I've Learned

I have promised myself and everyone I know not to think about or talk about the current administration after this coming Wednesday. But there are a few things I've learned about the last four years that have helped me understand things just a little bit better so I am passing them along.

1. When someone wonders aloud "Who knew?!?!", the answer is usually everyone except the speaker.

2. The terms stable genius and unstable moron are synonymous.

3. Although approximately 75 million Americans love horseradish and anchovies, it doesn't make them good.

4. Covfefe can be a noun, adjective and adverb.

5. The phrase a lot of people are saying is meant to refer to anyone still working at Fox News.

6. The My Pillow Guy scares me more than anything Stephen King ever created.

7. You actually have to win to get tired of too much winning.

That’s it, little life lessons now, hopefully distant memories in the near future. Hoping for the best, for all of us!