(The Prescient) Too Much Time on My Hands by Styx

"....Now I'm a jet fuel genius, I can solve the world's problems without even trying, I've got dozens of friends, and the fun never ends, That is as long as I'm buying, Is it any wonder I'm not the President, Is it any wonder I'm null and void..."

I was going to write a parody of this terrific 70s song and video we all know from Styx when I realized there's no need and it would be too easy. Remarkably, you simply have to change the word "time" to "crime" and most of the lyrics work well enough as is. Give it a watch and listen.